Showing posts with label phantom menace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phantom menace. Show all posts

Saturday, September 10, 2011

My Top Ten No More Heroes Characters #10: Kimmy Howell


She first appears in No More Heroes 2, as an optional boss fight. She's actually challenging Travis Touchdown for his title making it one of the few defense fights Travis has to do. She's actually optional to the player. 


But I admit, it's a pretty good fight after the funny cut-scene. I like how's she's a Darth Maul parody, and she's a decent challenge. So if you're not careful you might end up like Qui-Gon Jinn in the game. 

Sunday, June 12, 2011

My Top Ten Worst Star Wars Characters #2: Jar Jar Binks


It's hard to find anything or anyone more annoying than Jar Jar Binks. 


He annoyed Jedi 


And even his own people


But somehow his retarded brothers make him a General in their army. 


They even get him to represent Naboo and their race in the Senate.


I wished Darth Vader would have killed him in Episode III. 

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

My Top Ten Worst Star Wars Characters #6: Padmé Amidala


She was okay as the Queen of Naboo. 


Even had some girl power there. 


I can forgive her in Episode II: Attack of the Clones cause Natalie Portman's ass looked so fine in that white outfit. 


Worst marriage ever. 


Seriously becoming Anakin's wife was when she became shit. 


Her "love" for Anakin felt so wooden, and meaningless. Lost the will to live my ass. 


Natalie Portman is a good actress, but George Lucas is a bad director. 

Thursday, June 2, 2011

My Top Ten Star Wars Characters #8: Qui-Gon Jinn


Despite being in the worst movie and having a shitty name, I liked Qui-Gon a lot.



He was cool and had good sources of wisdom and a great orator. 


I liked seeing him train and mentor young Obi-Wan


He could even fight Sith on his own. 


But hey sometimes shit happens.