My Top Ten Dragon Ball Characters #1: Goku

I love little Goku. He was such a weird kid. Touching everyone in their junk, taking off girl's panties, sounds like Master Roshi's dream. 

He could also fight like hell. Only lost to Yamcha the first time because he was hungry. 

He did a Kamehameha on his first try. 

Loved the Nimbus cloud. 

The Jackie Chun fight was also pretty sweet. 

So was the battle against the Red Ribbon Army. 

Sad to see Goku lose for a shitty reason to Tien. 

3 eyes could even beat Piccolo's kid, but Goku tore through the big man himself. 

Loved the championship fight between Piccolo Jr. and Goku.

Also funny to see Chi-Chi grow up and then want to marry Goku as a promise during childhood. 

Heartbreaking to see him give up his life to defeat Raditz. 

But hey, somethings are worth it. 

Came in badass during the Saiyans saga. 

Same thing with the Ginyu Force. Loved him defeating Recoome with one attack, or puching the red guy in the face and made him cry.  

Fuck Captain Ginyu, stole Goku's body and everything. Ribbit. 

But hey whatever Super Saiyan!

This is the part where Super Saiyan stopped being cool. 

Well not as cool as it used to be. 

I hated the Cell fight though. Qutting bitch. 

But loved seeing him return from the dead for 1 day. 

Super Saiyan 3 was pretty neat. 

And Super Vegito rocked. 

The Kid Buu fight was okay.

Good spirit bomb though. 

My Top Ten Dragon Ball Characters #2: Vegeta

He came out early in the Z saga, as a badass who fucked up Nappa who made the rest of the Z team besides Goku look like jelly. 

Even after his ass got kicked, he managed to forge an uneasy alliance with Krillin, and Gohan. 

Loved seeing him kill Zarbon. 

He did pretty good against Guldo. 

His raged assault against Recoome was impressive. 

He did well and bad against Freiza's forms. 

But all good things must come to an end. 

After being wished back, he's man enough to wear pink. And cry in his sleep that he's not Aryan like Goku and the mysterious guy from the future. 

Him and Bulma fighting was classic. I love the surprise when you find out that they get married (I guess) and have a son named Trunks. 

He came in all confident when Android 19 had Goku pinned to the ground. 

He made short work out the first two androids, until the next two are unleashed. 

He was killer during his fight with Semi-Perfect Cell. Dumbass did let him absorb 18.

I also loved it when he broke the punching machine into pieces. 

I did find it kinda stupid when he turned into Majin Vegeta. 

Way to end of the world dude. 

So after dying a heroic death, he finds out that he just had an epic fail. 

So he then turns into Vegito with Goku, and awesomeness happens. 

His final moments and personality shined during the fight with Kid Buu too. 

My Top Ten Dragon Ball Characters #3: Fat Majin Buu

I really liked Majin Buu's fat form. He was such a little kid. 

He didn't care about making fun of people. 

He can turn anyone into fucking candy and shit. 

I do like his pissed off self. 

And I loved that time where he tried to seduce that redhead.

And of course his friendship from Majin Buu. 

He couldn't fight worth a damn after Kid Buu though. 

My Top Ten Dragon Ball Characters #4: Gohan

He was revealed to be a weak little toddler at the start of Z. 

But he's apparently real strong when he's pissed.

So after Piccolo kills his father and uncle, he helps Gohan train. 

Apparently not hard enough. 

He is more of a punching bag for awhile. 

He starts to shine in the Androids saga by being slightly useful.

Then he turns Super Saiyan. 

Now he is apparently stronger than Goku. 

Then he is stronger than anyone. 

Easily kills the Cell Jr. gang. 

And defeats the big daddy himself. 

But after some bullshit, he does have to give it his all to beat Cell. 

Later he becomes an awkward teenager. 

Retarded Superhero. 

And he seems he's gotten a bit weak. 

But I really liked the Mystic transformation. Until he gets absorbed.