Fact of the Day: Worst Percentage of Mobile Homes

In terms of percentage, my home state of South Carolina has the worst ratio of people living in mobile homes. 

Nikki Haley Raises Money For Republicans Outside of South Carolina

Even though she's only been governor for about 9 months now, she seems to want to branch out into the national spotlight. With a state that hates her more and more, she's gone out to a fundraising to be the keynote speaker for the Republican Party of Delaware. I'm sure the local tea bagger groups are going to love her doing this.

Tammy Baldwin Plans To Enter Senate Race To Become 1st Openly Gay Senator in History

If the congresswoman wins Herb Kohl's senate seat, then she will make history as the first openly gay U.S. Senator. But that leads to question if there is already a gay person in the senate who's in the closet?

There are deep rumors that Lindsey Graham, the Republican Senator from SC is in the closet. He's a life-long bachelor, and he is a little more feminine than the average guy, so that's probably where they're coming from. He's getting picked apart by the Republican groups in SC these days especially among-st the Tea Party. But anyways good luck to Tammy, I hope she wins. 

Gov. Nikki Haley Offering Free Rides

Our awful governor got caught joking on an interview that she would personally drive anyone to the DMV that needed a ID just to vote. Well it seems that she was almost correct in her statement. She's using taxpayer money now to fund a hotline that will tell a DMV employee to pick up your butt in-case you can't get to a DMV. While in defense mode, she said this would allow Democrats to stop complaining, but in reality we just have another thing to laugh at. 

Woman Buys Fake iPad, Turns Out To Be a Block of Wood

A woman in Spartanburg, SC was approached by two guys in a McDonald's parkinglot probably about to go buy a case of Chicken Mcnuggets, and they asked her if she wanted to buy an iPad or a laptop computer. The men said they buy them in bulk, so this lady haggles them down from about $300 to $180, and thinking she made a good buy came home to open her box to find a piece of wood. It was at least sorta made into an iPad. 

Things I Hate: Clemson Tigers

I've never liked Clemson one bit. 

Their school colors are ugly as sin. 

Their fans are also pretty annoying. But are fun to watch when they lose a big game. 

Though I admit there's some things I like about Clemson. 

Things I Like: South Carolina Gamecocks

Most of family were Clemson fans, so I rebelled and rooted for the Gamecocks.  

I'm glad to see their football team finally play pretty well. 

You got to hand it to female fans, they don't mind wearing their Gamecock shirts. 

Seriously there's more of this. 

Michele Bachmann Wished Elvis a Happy Birthday on the Day He Died

At a rally in Spartanburg, SC (my hometown) Michele Bachmann made her speech at the local favorite The Beacon restaurant. I had friends that went to ask her tough questions, and she didn't take any questions from one single person. Most of what she said was rambling about Obama or praising about Jesus (seriously) all the time. Bachmann is an Elvis fan, and as so she wished him a happy birthday in front of the whole crowd. Turns out this was the day he died, not his birthday. Close enough? Sorry Bachmann but you're still stupid.

Gov. Nikki Haley Will Drive You to the DMV

After being confronted with the Voter ID Bill keeping down people from voting, Nikki Haley says she will drive anyone personally to the DMV so they could get a picture ID needed to vote. The Voter ID bills popping up around the country are targeting to keep the black vote down. The racist bill might force the Governor to personally drive the 178,000 expected to be effected by the law to the DMV. Fill up the tank Haley, you got some driving to do!

Georgia Man Stole "Massage Device" from Westgate Mall in Spartanburg, SC

I always love stories like this. Most malls usually have a Spencer's gifts. I still have a hard time believing they actually sell toys for adults in a store any child can walk in, but whatever. So this guy Dusty Cody Perdue apparently didn't want to pay for the $33.98 massager and put the device in his pocket after breaking open the package. So needless to say, the store clerk confronted him, and now he's famous. Seriously why steal something like that? If you're too embarrassed to buy one, there's always online shopping. 

Governor Nikki Haley's SUV Crushed by Tree

Thunderstorms were bad in here in the upstate yesterday, but damn I didn't think it was like this all the way in Columbia. The first family's car is now in Auto Heaven.