Total Recall (NES) Review

I've heard this game was pretty bad, and I wouldn't doubt it. Movie games usually suck pretty bad, but hey let's give it a try. 

You start out by walking out on the street with the ability to punch and kick. There's guys in trash cans shooting at you, and random thugs on every corner. Peak-a-boo!

After being violated I presume, Arnold wakes up and beats the crap out of the random midgets that hang around corners. 

And if that wasn't enough, even the police are after your ass. 

This game is gigantic turd. It's not fun, frustrating, and you'll never be back. And that's the wrong fucking movie. 

Score: 1 out of 10

Things I Hate: Turok Evolution

I never played the N64 games, though I hear they're quite good. Or at least for their time. However for a game that had "Evolution" in the title, this game sure brought the series down to shit. 

The graphics ranged from impressive to muddy. Mostly muddy. While the gameplay was shitty, I did respect the variety in weapons. I remember you could also fiddle and change some of the weapons into different modes of shot. 

Hated these flying missions. Starfox it's not. 

The game held a lot of promise, but the more you play the game is the more you get disappointed by how shitty it is. It's got one weird final boss too.