Bad Dudes (NES) Review

I only remembered this game for it's infamous quote line. Yes the president has been kidnapped by ninjas, and I'm a bad enough dude to rescue the president. 

The game itself is kinda Double Dragon meets Ninja Gaiden. You run around with punches and kicks while various kinds of ninjas come out of nowhere to put your head on a silver platter. 

The game itself has graphical problems such a glitching which really effects trying to see what any of them are trying to do to you. I for one have a hard time seeing one pixel ninja stars that are half invisible. Good luck getting to the end of the stage though. 

At the end of a stage you are treated to a boss fight, which aren't that bad. I enjoyed fighting the ninja-claw boss dude quite a bit. It's a shame that the game will reset if you die too much. Seven hard stages of brutalness too, not a fan of that. Ronald Reagan can stay kidnapped, I'm a Democrat anyway. 

Score: 4 out of 10

Fact of the Day: Ronald Reagan Was a Union Boss

Conservatives love Ronald Reagan. They especially loved his hatred for unions and his assault on the air traffic control union back in the 80's. 

However Ronald Reagan was a two-time president of the Screen Actor's Guild, an American Labor Union.  

Things I Hate: Trickle Down Economics

The economic theory made popular by people like Ronald Reagan assumes that people would be better off with more tax breaks and deregualtion for the rich. 

Which I think is bullshit when you got companies who'll do anything for a profit. They'll shit on customers, they'll shit on workers, and they'll fuck everyone in the ass to benefit themselves. 

It's also one of the reasons why some people vote Republican. How the poor and uneducated are tricked so easily. 

Herman Cain Thinks Black People Too Poor To Attend Tea Bagger Rallies

You don't see too many black people at Tea Party get together, or even GOP conventions for that matter. Even though most black people voted for Obama (the one name the Tea Party hates with passion), Herman Cain thinks black people are too poor to attend rallies. Blaming the lack of diversity on economics. Is Cain a self-hating black? I seem to think so. There's always a Uncle Ruckus.