Meg Whitman Named HP CEO

The computer company is hoping the former Ebay CEO will help their company. Honestly it couldn't be worse than her California race for Governor last year. She spent over 144 million of HER OWN MONEY and still lost to Jerry Brown. At least she found a job.  

Glenn Beck Boycotts Levi Jeans

So a recent Levi commercial has gotten the insane-conservative radio show host outraged. Why? Because it showed a bunch of calm teenagers who look like they might rebel. He compared the ad to Progressivism and European Socialists marching. I compare the ad to random images to appeal to hipster teenagers. But the damage is done and Beck will never buy a single pair of pants again. At least from Levi Jeans. 

""I love Levi’s. Never again, Levi’s, never again will you get a dime from me. I know you’re not disappointed. Never again. I won’t wear your stupid red tab."

I really think this a ploy from him to get more attention after Fox News cancelled his show and sent him the paid-internet subspace of webshows.

Tea Party Congressman Named One of the Most Corrupt Members of Congress

A political group has come up with names for some of the worst members of Congress and one of their most notable tea baggers made the list. Despite being for a party that stresses "family values" and "fiscal responsibility"  Walsh owes thousands of dollars in child support, and has lied on his income reports. One of them being paying more in rent than what he apparently makes. 

Levi Johnston Bashes Palin Family in New Book

Bristol Palin wrote a book about her "life" recently and now it was time for her baby's daddy to take a crack at it. Apparently the words are not kind for the Palin family. He says their son was conceived on a drunken camping trip only because Bristol had taken herself off of birth control. Apparently she was jealous of her mom's new baby and wanted one of her own. Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs brings family drama to a bookstore near you. 

Congressman Phil Roe Saves Man's Life At Airport

Phil Roe, a Republican who got into the house on the ride of the Tea Party wave of fear for an easy re-election saw a man collapse on the ground while at the airport. He then gave him CPR, and saved his life. Though a bit of irony since he is a government worker, and he gave out some free healthcare. Just joking. 

Bill O' Reilly Might Call It Quits If His Taxes Are Too High

When Obama revealed a plan to slightly increase the amount of taxes on the super-rich Bill O'Reilly took some offense. How dare he tax him more money? Even though he pays far less percentage wise compared to the middle class. Here's Bill's own words

"Here's the unintended consequence of Mr. Obama's revenue enhancing plan, and I must tell you I want the feds to get more revenue. I don't want to starve them, as some people do. We need a robust military, a good transportation system and protections all over the place. But if you tax achievement, some of the achievers are going to pack it in.

Again, let's take me. My corporations employ scores of people. They depend on me to do what I do so they can make a nice salary. If Barack Obama begins taxing me more than 50 percent, which is very possible, I don't know how much longer I'm going to do this. I like my job, but there comes a point when taxation becomes oppressive. Is the country really entitled to half a person's income?"

Well Bill if you want to make no money because you pretend the government is going to take half your money go right ahead. I'll be happy to complain like a whiny baby for a couple hours and get payed millions a year. Obama could tax me 99% and I'd still be happy.

Buzz Aldrin Is Having a Affair With Younger Woman

The former astronaut left his 3rd wife Lois Driggs Cannon for some 51 year old chick named  Michelle Sucillon. That might be kind of old for a woman, but he's 81 which is roughly a 30 year difference. 

Michele Bachmann Defends Remark That HPV Vaccine Makes Women Retarded

In the past recent months, Bachmann has said basically anything that her mind can come up with. Since she has a brain the size of a peanut, these statements she makes are often times enough non-sensible or just plain wrong. She recently tried to attack Rick Perry on mandate he used requiring middle school girls being vaccinated against the HPV virus. Instead of just taking a stance of a conspiracy for the drug companies to make millions off this order, she tried to link it to making women retarded.

Her crazy remarks have led to an intense level of criticism which made her offer an "defensive apology" which was this:

"During the debate, I didn't make any statements that would indicate I'm a doctor, I'm a scientist, or making any conclusions about the drug one way or the other,"

Mitt Romney Wants Someone As "Good" As Dick Cheney For Vice President

In a recent town hall meeting, Romney said this:

"“I think it was last weekend, I was watching C-SPAN, and I saw Vice President Dick Cheney, and he was being asked questions about a whole host of issues — following 9/11, the affairs in various countries in the world,” Romney said. “And I listened to him speak and said whether you agree or disagree with him, this is a man of wisdom and judgment, and he could have been president of the United States. That’s the kind of person I’d like to have — a person of wisdom and judgment.”

Apparently wisdom and judgement also means being able to use Bush Jr like a puppet, and just let America run right into two wars that have costed trillions and have done very little. If I was Romney, I think I would want a little higher standards for my running mate. 

Gov. Rick Perry Calls Obama "Socialist"

Like all stupid conservatives who want to sling mud at Obama, Rick Perry has called Obama a socialist for the first time publicly that I know of since he threw his name in the presidential ring. It comes from a recent Time magazine interview.

Time: Now that you’ve been in the race for while, do you feel pressure to temper some of your rhetoric, like calling the Obama administration socialist?

Rick Perry: No, I still believe they are socialist. Their policies prove that almost daily. Look, when all the answers emanate from Washington D.C., one size fits all, whether it’s education policy or whether it’s healthcare policy, that is, on its face, socialism

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Oh god, do I hate people who throw around the word Socialism and don't even understand what it means. Not like Obama does anything even remotely progressive anymore since the Republicans took over the House of Representatives. Rick Perry is a liar and con-artist.

Nikki Haley Raises Money For Republicans Outside of South Carolina

Even though she's only been governor for about 9 months now, she seems to want to branch out into the national spotlight. With a state that hates her more and more, she's gone out to a fundraising to be the keynote speaker for the Republican Party of Delaware. I'm sure the local tea bagger groups are going to love her doing this.

Medically Uninsured? Ron Paul Doesn't Care if You Die From Lack of Care

At a recent GOP presidential debate, the congressman was asked how he felt if an uninsured man died if he was denied care for having no insurance. His answer wasn't a simple yes or no, but he did ramble that it's his freedom to get something he might not be able to afford at all. When he almost admitted his evil and greedy feelings, the crowd of the GOP debate did not boo him instead they cheered. The party of jerks.

My Thoughts On The Presidency of Dwight D. Eisenhower

Eisenhower took over after Truman to become the first Republican president since Herbert Hoover.  

Despite being from a different party, Eisenhower didn't try to destroy New Deal issues like Social Security. In fact he actually expanded them to make them better. I swear today, he would have switched parties after seeing how far-right the GOP has become. 

He was also responsible for the creation of a lot of the public highways in America. Which I think was great for the economy in the long run for transportation of goods and travelling. 

He also saw the Cold War rise to new tensions during his term. I think he did a good job at keeping peace, but showing our enemies that we can be forceful if provoked. 

He also was a friend to civil rights. Even though his civil rights bills were weak compared to one in 1964, it was still milestone progress for it's time. 

I think Eisenhower wasn't the greatest president in history, but he was an awfully good one. One of the few presidents for which I have almost no criticism.  

Tim Pawlenty Endorses Mitt Romney

After quitting due to his loss in the Iowa straw poll to Michele Bachmann, Pawlenty has now said publicly who he endorses for President. He's betting it all on Romney, which seems like a safe bet since it will probably be either him or Rick Perry. 

Tammy Baldwin Plans To Enter Senate Race To Become 1st Openly Gay Senator in History

If the congresswoman wins Herb Kohl's senate seat, then she will make history as the first openly gay U.S. Senator. But that leads to question if there is already a gay person in the senate who's in the closet?

There are deep rumors that Lindsey Graham, the Republican Senator from SC is in the closet. He's a life-long bachelor, and he is a little more feminine than the average guy, so that's probably where they're coming from. He's getting picked apart by the Republican groups in SC these days especially among-st the Tea Party. But anyways good luck to Tammy, I hope she wins. 

Notable Bachmann Aide Calls It Quits, Calls Her 3rd Candidate

After her victory in Iowa by buying votes in the straw poll seems to be met with bitter-sweetness. Her top campaign dude doesn't have faith in her chances of victory after he quit his job and said the race will be a toss up between Rick Perry or Mitt Romney. 

Your Dad in a Arizona Prison? The State Will Charge You To Visit Him

You got to hand it to a state like Arizona, because despite it being broke the Republicans in charge keep taking away from the common man before they'll ever think of raising a tax. How they get away with this I don't know, I guess when you defund education you get a future swarm of stupid republicans. Well anyways, there will be a new $25 fee just to visit an inmate in their overcrowded areas. 

Bad Dudes (NES) Review

I only remembered this game for it's infamous quote line. Yes the president has been kidnapped by ninjas, and I'm a bad enough dude to rescue the president. 

The game itself is kinda Double Dragon meets Ninja Gaiden. You run around with punches and kicks while various kinds of ninjas come out of nowhere to put your head on a silver platter. 

The game itself has graphical problems such a glitching which really effects trying to see what any of them are trying to do to you. I for one have a hard time seeing one pixel ninja stars that are half invisible. Good luck getting to the end of the stage though. 

At the end of a stage you are treated to a boss fight, which aren't that bad. I enjoyed fighting the ninja-claw boss dude quite a bit. It's a shame that the game will reset if you die too much. Seven hard stages of brutalness too, not a fan of that. Ronald Reagan can stay kidnapped, I'm a Democrat anyway. 

Score: 4 out of 10

Fact of the Day: Governor of Cuba and Philippines

President William Howard Taft was also once a Governor to Cuba and the Philippines. 

Gov. Nikki Haley Offering Free Rides

Our awful governor got caught joking on an interview that she would personally drive anyone to the DMV that needed a ID just to vote. Well it seems that she was almost correct in her statement. She's using taxpayer money now to fund a hotline that will tell a DMV employee to pick up your butt in-case you can't get to a DMV. While in defense mode, she said this would allow Democrats to stop complaining, but in reality we just have another thing to laugh at.