Glenn Beck Boycotts Levi Jeans

So a recent Levi commercial has gotten the insane-conservative radio show host outraged. Why? Because it showed a bunch of calm teenagers who look like they might rebel. He compared the ad to Progressivism and European Socialists marching. I compare the ad to random images to appeal to hipster teenagers. But the damage is done and Beck will never buy a single pair of pants again. At least from Levi Jeans. 

""I love Levi’s. Never again, Levi’s, never again will you get a dime from me. I know you’re not disappointed. Never again. I won’t wear your stupid red tab."

I really think this a ploy from him to get more attention after Fox News cancelled his show and sent him the paid-internet subspace of webshows.

Tea Party Congressman Named One of the Most Corrupt Members of Congress

A political group has come up with names for some of the worst members of Congress and one of their most notable tea baggers made the list. Despite being for a party that stresses "family values" and "fiscal responsibility"  Walsh owes thousands of dollars in child support, and has lied on his income reports. One of them being paying more in rent than what he apparently makes. 

Congressman Phil Roe Saves Man's Life At Airport

Phil Roe, a Republican who got into the house on the ride of the Tea Party wave of fear for an easy re-election saw a man collapse on the ground while at the airport. He then gave him CPR, and saved his life. Though a bit of irony since he is a government worker, and he gave out some free healthcare. Just joking. 

Michele Bachmann Defends Remark That HPV Vaccine Makes Women Retarded

In the past recent months, Bachmann has said basically anything that her mind can come up with. Since she has a brain the size of a peanut, these statements she makes are often times enough non-sensible or just plain wrong. She recently tried to attack Rick Perry on mandate he used requiring middle school girls being vaccinated against the HPV virus. Instead of just taking a stance of a conspiracy for the drug companies to make millions off this order, she tried to link it to making women retarded.

Her crazy remarks have led to an intense level of criticism which made her offer an "defensive apology" which was this:

"During the debate, I didn't make any statements that would indicate I'm a doctor, I'm a scientist, or making any conclusions about the drug one way or the other,"

Nikki Haley Raises Money For Republicans Outside of South Carolina

Even though she's only been governor for about 9 months now, she seems to want to branch out into the national spotlight. With a state that hates her more and more, she's gone out to a fundraising to be the keynote speaker for the Republican Party of Delaware. I'm sure the local tea bagger groups are going to love her doing this.

Post Office To Shut Down Next Year?

Despite your views on the service itself, it's defiantly the cheapest value for your money. It also provides a lot of good paying jobs as well. Well with Congress being filled with terrible Tea Baggers who won't spend a dime, it seems that the post office might be shut down sometime next year when they don't have the money to bail themselves out anymore.

Tammy Baldwin Plans To Enter Senate Race To Become 1st Openly Gay Senator in History

If the congresswoman wins Herb Kohl's senate seat, then she will make history as the first openly gay U.S. Senator. But that leads to question if there is already a gay person in the senate who's in the closet?

There are deep rumors that Lindsey Graham, the Republican Senator from SC is in the closet. He's a life-long bachelor, and he is a little more feminine than the average guy, so that's probably where they're coming from. He's getting picked apart by the Republican groups in SC these days especially among-st the Tea Party. But anyways good luck to Tammy, I hope she wins. 

Notable Bachmann Aide Calls It Quits, Calls Her 3rd Candidate

After her victory in Iowa by buying votes in the straw poll seems to be met with bitter-sweetness. Her top campaign dude doesn't have faith in her chances of victory after he quit his job and said the race will be a toss up between Rick Perry or Mitt Romney. 

Gov. Nikki Haley Offering Free Rides

Our awful governor got caught joking on an interview that she would personally drive anyone to the DMV that needed a ID just to vote. Well it seems that she was almost correct in her statement. She's using taxpayer money now to fund a hotline that will tell a DMV employee to pick up your butt in-case you can't get to a DMV. While in defense mode, she said this would allow Democrats to stop complaining, but in reality we just have another thing to laugh at. 

Michele Bachmann Thinks Earthquake & Hurricane Irene Were "An Act From God"

The psycho congresswoman is known for being very religious, and when she's not trying to destroy the lives of gay people, she preaches and makes conspiracy theories. 

"Washington, D.C., you'd think by now they'd get the message. An earthquake, a hurricane. Are you listening? The American people have done everything they can, and now it's time for an act of God and we're getting it,"

Really is she serious? An act from God? By no means could it possibly be a coincidence. I guess by her logic, God hates Japan a whole bunch since he gave that big earthquake. God also has a lot of problems with Florida and the tropics since they get hit by hurricanes like clockwork. 

Michele Bachmann Promises $2 Gallon Gas If Elected

She's nuts, and she's made another baseless claim that she could get gas down to $2 a gallon. A pretty bold promise, one that would be almost impossible in today's economic mess of fixed prices. We could get gas lower if we nationalize our oil industry, however the Queen of Privatization would oppose it in a second with a crowd of angry racist homophobic white people. 

Michele Bachmann Wished Elvis a Happy Birthday on the Day He Died

At a rally in Spartanburg, SC (my hometown) Michele Bachmann made her speech at the local favorite The Beacon restaurant. I had friends that went to ask her tough questions, and she didn't take any questions from one single person. Most of what she said was rambling about Obama or praising about Jesus (seriously) all the time. Bachmann is an Elvis fan, and as so she wished him a happy birthday in front of the whole crowd. Turns out this was the day he died, not his birthday. Close enough? Sorry Bachmann but you're still stupid.

Ex-Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty Has Dropped Out of the GOP Race

Michele Bachmann got first in the Iowa straw poll, but Pawlenty finished a respectable 3rd behind Congressman Ron Paul. I guess 3rd wasn't good enough for him, so he's now dropping out of the race. 

"I wish it would have been different. But obviously the pathway forward for me doesn't really exist so we are going to end the campaign,"

Michele Bachmann Says "I'm a Real Person"

When asked what makes her stand out from other candidates, she couldn't really say that she was greedy, insane, racist, or idiotic because that of course describes nearly all the GOP presidential hopefuls. Instead she say's shes a real person, not a politician. She also stressed that all she cared about was jobs and job creation. Which I suppose is true, since the only jobs she cares about is her promotion and appointing her rich corporate friends in key governmental roles so they can self-regulate their respected markets to gain a crypto-monopoly.    

Sarah Palin Gets a New Grandbaby

Family values weren't so hot for the Palin family during the 2008 Presidential race when it was revealed that Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol was pregnant by her worthless boyfriend. However her son Track Palin and his wife Britta Hanson just gave birth to a baby girl. Her name is Kyla Grace Palin. Now that Sarah has an new family member, maybe she can focus on improving the lifes of her own family rather than ruining the lives of other families by running for office. 

Michele Bachmann Crowned Queen of Rage By Newsweek

A bit of controversy is coming over the recent cover of Newsweek featuring Michele Bachmann. Frankly I think Empress of Insanity is more appropriate. 

Things I Hate: Tea

Since I was a child, I could never ever stand the taste of tea. Haven't tried Green Tea, but I kinda don't want to. My girlfriend had gotten a cup from a restaurant we had just been to, and about an hour later I got thirsty and took a sip. Man was I wrong when I thought she ordered Dr. Pepper.

My hate for tea is a bit just as well, since I can't stand the tea bagger traitors. 

Random Funny Picture Dump: The Real Welfare Queens

Random Funny Picture Dump: Tea Party Is Coming to Destroy Liberty

Random Funny Picture Dump: Glenn Beck Sucks