Michele Bachmann Defends Remark That HPV Vaccine Makes Women Retarded

In the past recent months, Bachmann has said basically anything that her mind can come up with. Since she has a brain the size of a peanut, these statements she makes are often times enough non-sensible or just plain wrong. She recently tried to attack Rick Perry on mandate he used requiring middle school girls being vaccinated against the HPV virus. Instead of just taking a stance of a conspiracy for the drug companies to make millions off this order, she tried to link it to making women retarded.

Her crazy remarks have led to an intense level of criticism which made her offer an "defensive apology" which was this:

"During the debate, I didn't make any statements that would indicate I'm a doctor, I'm a scientist, or making any conclusions about the drug one way or the other,"

Tim Pawlenty Endorses Mitt Romney

After quitting due to his loss in the Iowa straw poll to Michele Bachmann, Pawlenty has now said publicly who he endorses for President. He's betting it all on Romney, which seems like a safe bet since it will probably be either him or Rick Perry. 

Notable Bachmann Aide Calls It Quits, Calls Her 3rd Candidate

After her victory in Iowa by buying votes in the straw poll seems to be met with bitter-sweetness. Her top campaign dude doesn't have faith in her chances of victory after he quit his job and said the race will be a toss up between Rick Perry or Mitt Romney. 

Michele Bachmann Thinks Earthquake & Hurricane Irene Were "An Act From God"

The psycho congresswoman is known for being very religious, and when she's not trying to destroy the lives of gay people, she preaches and makes conspiracy theories. 

"Washington, D.C., you'd think by now they'd get the message. An earthquake, a hurricane. Are you listening? The American people have done everything they can, and now it's time for an act of God and we're getting it,"

Really is she serious? An act from God? By no means could it possibly be a coincidence. I guess by her logic, God hates Japan a whole bunch since he gave that big earthquake. God also has a lot of problems with Florida and the tropics since they get hit by hurricanes like clockwork. 

Michele Bachmann Promises $2 Gallon Gas If Elected

She's nuts, and she's made another baseless claim that she could get gas down to $2 a gallon. A pretty bold promise, one that would be almost impossible in today's economic mess of fixed prices. We could get gas lower if we nationalize our oil industry, however the Queen of Privatization would oppose it in a second with a crowd of angry racist homophobic white people. 

Michele Bachmann Wished Elvis a Happy Birthday on the Day He Died

At a rally in Spartanburg, SC (my hometown) Michele Bachmann made her speech at the local favorite The Beacon restaurant. I had friends that went to ask her tough questions, and she didn't take any questions from one single person. Most of what she said was rambling about Obama or praising about Jesus (seriously) all the time. Bachmann is an Elvis fan, and as so she wished him a happy birthday in front of the whole crowd. Turns out this was the day he died, not his birthday. Close enough? Sorry Bachmann but you're still stupid.

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Ex-Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty Has Dropped Out of the GOP Race

Michele Bachmann got first in the Iowa straw poll, but Pawlenty finished a respectable 3rd behind Congressman Ron Paul. I guess 3rd wasn't good enough for him, so he's now dropping out of the race. 

"I wish it would have been different. But obviously the pathway forward for me doesn't really exist so we are going to end the campaign,"

Michele Bachmann Says "I'm a Real Person"

When asked what makes her stand out from other candidates, she couldn't really say that she was greedy, insane, racist, or idiotic because that of course describes nearly all the GOP presidential hopefuls. Instead she say's shes a real person, not a politician. She also stressed that all she cared about was jobs and job creation. Which I suppose is true, since the only jobs she cares about is her promotion and appointing her rich corporate friends in key governmental roles so they can self-regulate their respected markets to gain a crypto-monopoly.    

Michele Bachmann Crowned Queen of Rage By Newsweek

A bit of controversy is coming over the recent cover of Newsweek featuring Michele Bachmann. Frankly I think Empress of Insanity is more appropriate. 

Michele Bachmann Says Migraines Won't Effect Presidential Run

Despite the political circus surrounding her husband, her poll numbers are doing well. However news has come out that she constantly suffers from terrible migraines. She says it won't effect her presidential run, but it might explain why she's such an angry bitch. 

Marcus Bachmann Calls Children Barbarians, Not Gay People

After being attacked for running an ex-gay clinic, and for possibly being gay himself, Marcus Bachmann is playing defense. He said he never called gay people barbarians that need to be disciplined. No.. he was referring to children. That's the worse turnaround I've ever heard of. 

Marcus Bachmann is Gay

Or that's the word on the street from people. Michele Bachmann might be crazy, but her husband is no better. He's run an Ex-gay clinic, and has suggested that homosexuals either convert to heterosexuality or remain celibate for the rest of their lives. There's really no evidence of Mr. Bachmann being gay or not besides the way he talks and acts. However I wouldn't be surprised if he is, and I'm sure there's a person deep inside him that hurts everyday suppressing his true feelings. 

It does make a little sense now. The couple semi-raised 23 foster kids. Though they do have five of their own. So shit, I don't know that example doesn't make sense, but hey I'm going to run with it. 

16 Year Old Girl Challenges Michele Bachmann to Debate, Gets Death Threats

Amy Meyers challenged Bachmann to a debate over the Constitution in an open letter on the internet, since Bachmann has been known for getting facts either downright wrong or extremely exaggerated. Now people are sending her messages calling her a whore or with intents of coming at her with violent acts. Tea baggers are an angry breed.